Lemon Jam

ihopericksantorum:

I hope Rick Santorum gets stolen by Nicholas Cage and then given back because he’s unconstitutional

slushpilehell:

My dog has written a book on how to be a success. He already has 38 Twitter followers, which is proof that this concept is going to work. I haven’t seen anything else like it in the bookstores. It will be a huge hit.

Tell your dog I’m glad that he has given so much thought to market dynamics. And as tempting as it is to sign a client with 38 Twitter followers, my dog just informed me that he has started writing a dystopian young adult novel, so I’m going to lean that direction.

slushpilehell:

This will end by this being the book that every house has in their living room on the coffee table, book shelf or half open on the couch. The book every pastor and synogogue will have on display across the world. I would be sadly dissapointed if this book didn’t sell 100 billion copies in the first 5 years.

Hmmm … 100 billion copies for a world population of 7 billion. So, each and every person in the world is going to buy 14 copies? Seems reasonable.

Reblog this and go on your page

memoirsofafreak:

shatteredmyself:

miss-annie-kay:

Who Ever Made This.
YOU’RE A GENIUS

like my 30th time rebloggin , ilove this :D lol

oh my gawddd <3

lol

been waiting for this omg

WAT. HOW.

I just love it sooo much….

my. life. is. now. complete.

(Source: dearninaa)